A Stoner’s Guide to Politics.

A Stoner’s Guide to Politics. This is a short, bulleted guide to politics as a stoner might see it. I wrote it for fun; I hope you like it. Yes, it is supposed to be funny…. • Legalize it! o Of course this would have to be first. Any stoner would think it ideal to be able to purchase and smoke weed, to get high, legally. However their misguided motives might be, they do have a point. Hemp, used to be legal. The only reason it was made illegal is because when Mexican immigrants came up many, many, many years ago and showed that you can also smoke it and get high, the white folks found it distasteful… ‘cause the dirty Mexicans were doing it. So, to keep little white kids from doing it, they made the, oh so reactionary and stupid decision to make the entire plant illegal in the US. <<< that’s a fact, look it up.  Why it remains illegal is a mystery. I think its because the plant, that can be used for many things would quickly put out of business, many other whole industries because of its easily grown and processed nature. (It fricken grows anywhere!). The many reasons it should be legal are that very thing, as well as its medicinal and recreational uses. Yes, if it were legal…. No, it can’t single handedly save the economy, but it is the one thing that can even come close to that kind of economic potential! • Um……