20 Things Americans Need to Stop Doing.

1. Stop blaming the devil for your own faults.
2. Stop blaming immigrants because you can’t find a job.
3. Stop blaming Obama for an economic crisis that started before he took office.
4. Stop blaming Bush for the gas prices.
5. Stop using religion to oppress gay Americans. (Didn’t you learn anything when you did this to women and black Americans?).
6. Stop watching Fox News, MSNBC, and every other news station for that matter.
7. Stop asking the poor of America to bear the burden of economic recovery (That is just backwards and stupid, they are frickin poor. That’d be like asking the starving man to be your waiter).
8. Stop giving tax breaks galore to the rich. (They actually can afford to bear the burden of the economic recovery, but choose not too).
9. Stop using logical fallacies to “prove” your points.
10. Stop allowing logical fallacies to convince you of complete nonsense.
11. Stop trying to mix your religious ideas in with federal policies; that is fucking illegal and unconstitutional.
12. Stop allowing yourself to be controlled by “popular opinion.”
13. Stop letting other people tell you what to think. (Refer to number 6 for an example).
14. Stop using the passing lane on highways as your personal race track.
15. Stop driving below the speed limit. (If you do this, you’re just an asshole).
16. Stop letting senior citizens drive. (Refer to number 15).
17. Stop letting big business control the state of the economy. (Refer to number 8).
18. Stop calling black Americans who have never even been to Africa “African Americans.” They are just Americans dammit! You don’t see me asking to be called a European American!
19. Stop allowing a difference in political ideology to build walls of distrust, arrogance, and hate.
20. Stop reading stupid lists that tell you how to behave! (Hey, at least you’ll listen to this one now that you’re done reading this list).